God of War 3 is upon us (plus: Trailer Time)

Kratos, poster boy for anger management.

So, we tried schmoozing the nice man at Musica to let us buy God of War 3 today. It didn‘t work.
Elsewhere, clever clogs South Africans are getting their hands on the game, which is only out officially tomorrow, 17 March. Is there a secret handshake that we need to know about?
Reviewers are falling over themselves to award the game with perfect scores, so if you aren‘t excited yet, no one can help you. Or maybe you just need to watch the trailer: